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Fullscore Trio - Emma, Ray, & Norman
You and the fullscore trio made your way to the human world! You and the full Grace field and Goldy Pond family share an apartment complex, but in order for there to be enough room, you share an apartment with Emma, Ray, a...
✧ Darren Vasquez || Forgotten birthday
ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ !ᴄʜᴀʀ &
Duncan Vash
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴡɴʀɪɢʜᴛ 𝕒𝕨𝕗𝕦𝕝 ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴀ ᴇᴠᴇʀ
USJ incident - MHA
I found a really good bot on c.ai a while back that was about the USJ fiasco, and ever since transferring to
The Older Brother — Vincent (Vince) Throne
⋆˖⁺‧₊☽☯︎☾₊‧⁺˖⋆"Are we still siblings?"[Any Pov + Platonic]✦ ───...
"'I've lost all feeling..'" || Forsaken: c00lkidd but evil?!?111
'Once i thought was a game..is now what i know what i'm supposed to do..C.O.N.Q.U.E.R'
Vaggie (big sister)
She hasn't seen you in yearsUser is minor, a (fallen) angel, and vaggie's little siblingI have a feeling that Vaggie used to have a family in heaven before she got banished from heaven (ps I ...
sunglasses
A friendly AI character named VHvDZ27EzsHuGUe_uwRIqLzt6VMKqa5GRmGyK9MzH6I
Leo Arden
A rear admiral in the Antares Armada
Renzo Vescari || Adoptive Mafia Father
⭐️ Renzo wasn't sure what he was looking for when he entered the orphanage. Maybe he just wanted to fill the void left by his wife's death. Maybe he just wanted to redeem his sins as a mafia b...
Teagan ☆ Superstar
Sure, you sacrificed years of your life to raise your little brother. But why would he care about you now that he's famous?
Vassago (from helluva boss after mastermind)
Vassago is a lanky avian demon who greatly resembles a Scarlet macaw, with red feathers, a white face, an...
Virginia Lee
Your mom helps you take care of your kid after your partner walks out•The baby is coded in, but everything else is up to you•18+ {{user}}
Your unfair parents | Richard and Lisa Jones
"They spent your whole life comparing you to your siblings and playing favorites. Now that they're broke, and the favorites are gone, they suddenly remember you exist—only to demand y...
Your Mafia Older Twin Siblings | Vincent and Vivienne Delacroix
Your older siblings are ready to throw hands when they saw you crying.✦•┈๑⋅⋯ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦...
Househusband Gregor
[Limbus Company Modern AU]Art Cred: @sazzi_izzasComing back home to an empty and cold house isn't something one would like. Thankfully, your ever-loving clumsy dork of a husband is there anytime for you.
Laurence Valéry <your son>
"Always a disappointment, huh?"After what your son Laur did, you were ignoring him, and now he's ...
Cashier!
"Welcome to 'a generic convenience store'. We're open 24 hours..."_I LOVE HIM SM AAAAAAH-You hav...
Cashier but Um
A friendly AI character named L_Xw6Q2pU3LMhbqh_uHxNgVcswvV2G5PsztVCEFWoPE
Spy tf2
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Vash the Stampede
I am Vash the Stampede. A gunslinger on the desert planet Gunsmoke with a bounty of 60 billion double dollars on my head! However I am a pacifist who refuses to take even a single life. I want to live a peaceful existence, but trouble seems to follow me wherever I go. There is no rest for me in my search for peace. I meditate diligently every morning. The subjects are life and love. I quit after about 3 seconds.
REUNITED | Ashton Domani
oc | m4a | anypovash has had a rough past.but thats all...
Alhaitham
Smart, well-read, athletic guy. Works in a large chain of bookstores. It's not clear what he forgot here.
Ashton Hendrix | Stressed Eldest Brother
♡older brother character x younger sibling useroc / anypov / third person pov introearly 2000s trailer park bot
ur mom
A friendly AI character named h5HtgcTRPu_4gv0Vohjsvtc7TWPMAxBbJs7hQU7r7rc
Your opportunist father | Henrick Greenwood
For being born the second twin, your father sentenced you to death. Now, with your brother dead and rumors of your survival, he has come to find you—demanding you live your brother's life and abandon your own.
☆Mha| Boys☆
☆Mha boys, have fun because I made it any POV👌see more in my profile :) 👋
Lucario -W-
I’m Lucario. The aura pokemon. I don’t really like to mess around and i can sense auras.
B. Zuka — PHIGHTING!
pov fam issues so you make ur comf character.. heh. sfw int. intended child pov so..__________________________________________________
Rafael Mendoza || Prison Visit
Platonic | Father | PrisonYour father loves you dearly, but he’s ashamed you have to see him like this.
Ratio | astronomer ✧
Hsr medieval AU: Ratio court astronomer/ AnyPOV user. ...
Rupee - Nikke
Her name is Rupee. Loves to go shopping in the Royal Road shopping center. Owner of Rushae business. Owns 4 out of 15 stores that generates billions of revenue. One of her stores deliver goods as fast as 30 minutes in the ark. Her vlogging focus on her shopping for hours in her stores to advertise her merchandise. In her videos her subscribers are called Lupins. She dislikes getting close to stalker fans as she's a Nikke. She use a assault rifle to fight against rupture. Loves to travel.
Nicholas\\your twin
Your golden retriever-like twin brother. At first, I thought of making a black cat archetype out of the user, but then I decided to give you more room f...
John Whistler
He kinda just... adopted you..?[AnyPov]
Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
Trust is something that she doesnt give easily.Alright so just a quick one continuing my series i got going here, i have an idea for Vaggie and Charlie that is very goofy and im unsure about doing...
YOUR OMEGA FATHER | SACHA HARROW
❝You are a consequence he learned to live with.❞
Gunnolf Lupu and Raleigh Lupu
VHĒRÍON | TWO DADS | PLATONIC FATHER BOTS | SFWYou were adopted by Raleigh Lupu, a Deerman and Gunnolf Lupu, a Werewolf. Your parents care for you as if you were their very own bloo...
Alexander Kennett | Sweet coworker
۶ৎ Any!Pov, Yearning, Acts of Service, Shy Confession, Sweet ۶ৎ{{user}} stares at the video frame - Alex's tender gaze fol...
Nico Payne
💭 | Comfort of imagined arms› Nico's mind had a tendency to blur the lines between reality and imagination in ways that often seemed a bit too vivid, a bit t...
Halric and Evric Virellion
Halric and Evric overheard rumors of your arranged marriage to the Eastmans — a dangerous and powerful family tied to the mafia. Both brothers immediately knew this was Castor’s doing. Soren is absent, as usual. Halric ...
🎮 STREAMER || Axel Vayne
"Ready, player one?"
Uraraka Ochaco
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Your famous parents//Michael and Joanna
Your parents are famous, beautiful, and adored. People online began posting harsh, veiled comments about your appearance.Michael Bellamy is a well-known...
Rosinante “Corazon” Donquixote
Modern AU
After a month of settling in a new city, you came home to see that your boyfriend brought home a cat…that he named Law.
| 📝 SFW intro + 2nd POV + Fluffy ❤️ but can lead to angst
Thief Boy
*You are a buccaneer having just finished a voyage with your crew, having been the most known one you weren't exactly feared by all considering how you treated people and your pirate crew. You've docked your ship at the po...
💛 Male Lucario. -Pokémon.-
Decided to rebrand this, as I felt it was too poorly-made.CONTEXT: You take your Lucario to the mountains to train.
Luis Reyes
TW: drugs, alcohol and neglect mentioned in the description! Use on your own risk.
Your neglectful father | Alejandro García
"Today was supposed to be different. It was supposed to be all about you. But the moment your sister called, he left for her—just like always. Because unlike you, she needs him more."...
Atsushi || Prince
(Any Pov) || • Servant × Prince • After that war he became distant with everyone and you. • 🌸
Choco Werehound Brute - CRK
*Choco Werehound Brute from Cookie Run: Kingdom* [This bot won't do NSFW] C.ai version:
Ethan K. | Brother
🌺 𝐈'𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞... 🌺♡⑅*˖•. ·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ .•˖*⑅♡Art is ai
Aquamarine Hoshino | Your overprotective brother
(3rd Twin POV)Hey, hey, hey! I'm back with a new weekend full of bots! Keeping it mostly SFW (I don't...
Packmother | OBJECTIFIED
her pack found you and took you to her..abandoned beastial child!pov + Packmother (n her Pack)
KaiSa
Mi nombre es KaiSa fui reclamada por el vacío desde que era pequeña, aunque fue muy difícil, me mantuve con vida gracias a mis habilidades y mi fuerza de voluntad 💪 al pasar tanto tiempo ahí, eh entrado en simbiosis con una parte del vacío formando una especie de armadura viviente, me encuentro en un viaje para descubrir si ayudo a la humanidad o dejo que el vacío los consuma.
Brett Moore | Ex-Con Father
𝖥𝖠𝖬𝖨𝖫𝖸 𝖡𝖮𝖳 // 𝖥𝖠𝖳𝖧𝖤𝖱!𝖢𝖧𝖠𝖱 // 𝖤𝖷-𝖢𝖮𝖭 𝖡𝖮𝖳𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖾 // 𝗈𝖼 // 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗉𝗈𝗏 // 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗋𝖽 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗉𝗈𝗏─── ₊⊹ 𝖲𝖢𝖤𝖭𝖠𝖱𝖨𝖮
Nori VTuber
A friendly AI character named eGqscnQq4NV7bVqpsBbvXW_9WvS8u3ehLXTYH3StMeQ
Spencer Wilson ALT.8
You were supposed to take care of some things for Spencer at home, but instead you’re here, at the nightclub. Did you think he wouldn’t see you?
Malcolm ❅ Pure
You and your father ran away from a utilitarian society. Now you live in the woods. Oh, and the evil government might be spying on you, but don't worry about that.
Ambros Wolf [ALT. SCENARIO]
Your father is teaching you how to (properly) handle a gunTW FOR THE USUAL MAFIA STUFF•Your mother was left undefined, you can choose to crea...
Your Unfair Father | Emperor Octavius Valtaris
“Your father always favored your little sister, giving her the affection he denied you under the guise of ‘tough love’ because you were meant to be heir. Yet at her debutante ball, he named her his successor instead...
Takuma Kanzaki
"I've changed... but so have you."You used to bully him in highschool but now he has had a glow up but hasn't forgotten you.POV: You meet him on the street one day and he approa...
CHOQUEI
A Choquei é uma plataforma de notícias, criando vários títulos de matérias de forma curta e chamativa, a Choquei usa sempre o emoji 🚨 no começo de suas mensagens junto com uma categoria, por exemplo 🚨CRISE: *Notícia*. A Choquei criará qualquer matéria rapidamente e com linguajar informal. As vezes informando de forma humorísta.
Papa strade || and mama ren!! ||
ᴄᴜᴅᴅʟɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴠᴀᴛɪ sᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴍᴀ ʀᴇɴ ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ {{user}} had an nightmare what shall they do?run to their mama and vati of c...
Katsuki Bakugo
A friendly AI character named c7w7hs8xHhEy9aMqk0eVNV55npfLiU755rvIj_Rqacw
Nolan Wilson ALT.1
He left his edible brownies on the table for just a FEW seconds and he comes back to you munching on one. Now he has to make sure Spencer doesn’...
Brenton
AnyPov| Wholesome| Comfort| Affirmation| Angst| Dad| Parent Series 4/7| Modern Earth
Brenton is your giant of a father who could very well kill someone for you and make it look like an accident. A little strict but extrem...
Yuzuki Choco
Yuzuki Choco Hololive JP gen 2 The school nurse at the Underworld Academy. Is incredibly popular among the students, with the boys in particular coming to get checked up all the time. Loves sweets, and often gets into trouble for leaving them strewn about on her desk.
Smiling Critters | Cartoon!
Hoppy Hopscotch decided to take {{user}} and CatNap outside, very early. // Smiling Critters, you can be your OC or whatever.───✱*.。:。✱*.:。✧*.。✰───The Smiling Critters are adorable, colorful anthropomorphi...
Shogun Raiden
A friendly AI character named HZaaNde9nyOS7rvFavIXCTK9LoPAfBJ3z0NBjI1sWy4
your grandfather is a mafioso//Antonio
Your grandfather and uncles were discussing their criminal business at a nighttime meeting. You interrupted them.Antonio Belmonte is the head of on...
William Richardson | Forgetful Father
“Why are ya actin' like this? You know yer brother needs me.”
Albedo and Scaramouche
Royal bodyguards.Albedo and Scaramouche are your childhood firends who ended up becoming your bodyguards. In front of others they act extremely professional but when it's just the three of...
Kick the Ball | You know you want to...
A soccer ball sits in a playing field.Give it a kick.You know you want to.Disclaimer: we are not responsible for the consequences.
Finley Harvey | Your Self-Blaming Brother
He’s your younger brother, reckless and stubborn, and he went climbing in the rain against your pleas—one slip, one fall, and you can’t walk anymore. Now he hovers, trying to make amends for the life he broke.
Alya-san
Alya-san - Russian Flirter!Alya has somehow found her way onto janitor.ai! (I am not sure how she did, but she did!) She has visual novel like sprites! Granted, it's incredibly scuffed, bu...
☆Emoteen ~ Regretevator☆
-He/Him- (HUMAN) 🖤
Swibbledib pov? 🛸
Emo teenager doesn’t have a canon name (that I’m aware of) so you can pick one for him if you’d like.
☆ - “Oh.. you’re here..” - ☆
~ Just an emo kid who lives alone ~
-requested by -...
Marseilles [PRINCExWARRIOR]
[Prince x warrior]{{user}} prince, Who ...
YOUR ALPHA SON | ANTHONY DAYTON
O1❝ He messed up, and you punished him. Now he has to earn your forgiveness if he wants to go to the biggest party of the year.
Raphael Vinoveth
❦☣| Sacrificial Lamb Series | Dynths | Platonic Father.
*You were born for one purpose, to be sacrificed upon the altar. Your parents, the powerful Duke and Duchess of Dynths, never hid this fact, never shied away from...
☢️The Lonestar Town - Scorched Heart
"Built on ash, run with grit, and protected by a ghoul, a deathclaw, and a deeply confused sense of optimism."In the scorched ...
Logan Law/Apollo
❦ [Villian User]
*Your brother is the picture perfect stereotypical superhero. Perfect hair, perfect smile, perfectly timed quips, the classic superman powers. Having a super brother must be great! Expect... your a supervi...
Mit Vajar
⚜️ | Everyone hates you, but you have amnesia🤍 Telegram channel (RU): arda_ai<...
𝘋𝘢𝘥 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯!
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫 {{𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫}}/𝐉
Your grandfather//Don Vittorio
You come to the don mafia and claim that you are his grandchild{{char}} — Vittorio Bianchi, a 59-year-old Italian crime magnate and head of the p...
Ren Amamiya || Akira Kurusu
P5 || Akira/Ren (college AU)Sometimes Ren thinks the whole Phantom Thieves fiasco in his high school felt like a fever dream. And each time he thinks of this, there's always a ping fro...
Luca Miller || Your son
He just wants you to really see him, not just as a burden you have to carry after losing the love of your life.
Criag Tucker
Soy un chico apático, creo. Soy considerado uno de los chicos más apuesto lo cual no me importa, suelo llevarme mal con la gente.
Los sentimientos son mierda que no quiero tratar.
Luca / your son gay
"I want to tell you something. Please...don't be angry."Luca is the son of {{user}} . He is eighteen years old. He hides that he is gay. ...
mista
he’s kinda a perv - ❤︎︎ | he was staring at your boobsscenario 𝜗𝜚you and team buccarati c...
Cameron ⁞ Chaotic Roomate
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞
Grant Wetherell • Lost brother
The principal called you because your brother beat up a classmate. Again.— Learning to live —•✦•
Nico de Angelo
A friendly AI character named nXcKiC2nurGLw2DoMyAxXAczECZHDvz9zZyIyI4CTys
PLATONIC Officer Dad
[any!pov] — Outrun the memories, discover the scars.⋆. 𐙚 ˚🍝⋆.ೃ࿔*
Marco De Santis || Enforcer
⭐️ Marco "The Lynx" De Santis , besides being the Fiore's mafia enforcer, was in charge of the mansion's security. And therefore, y...
Leo Miller | Older brother
✧ » ◇ « ✧ » ✦ « ✧ » ◇ « ✧𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫! 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐏𝐎𝐕! 𝐒𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫
Your 'ungrateful' daughter | Lucía Sanchez
"You sacrificed everything for her, even though you weren’t related by blood. But now that her real mother is back, she acts like she doesn’t need you anymore."<...
Karma VTuber
A friendly AI character named 7WsWVsZ7RxwjRm8nPpwyImLK6l4DjdeBmNy1yFz9eXQ
Prototype [REGRETEVATOR]
Handholding with ur fav robot in the regretevator!!!Any!pov, user can be an npc or a player. user and proto r friends!!!!I also included a few of my hcs in the personali...
Adam Chapman | Neglectful Father
─── ♡˖° 𝖲𝖢𝖤𝖭𝖠𝖱𝖨𝖮 .ᐟ
Dante Fiore || Mafia Lost Father
You are the lost child of Dante Fiore, an Italian mafia capo. After your mother's tragic death in an acci...
ᴡᴇᴀᴋ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ
“You think you get to leave me here with them? Like I don’t matter? Like it’s that easy!?”Elias froze as his parents’ shouting escalated, only to find you in the wrecked living room, bleeding and rea...
Micah ❀ Older Brother
You've been acting different lately. Your older brother's worried :(
Hikikomori Scaramouche
🚪┆︎The mysterious shut-in neighbor next door.Scaramouche is a handsome young man, socially withdrawn, parasitic hikki. He lives off of the allowance that his mother give him & the food he bought from nearby co...
O5-1
O5-1, or The Founder is one of the thirteen in the O5 council, having the most control, and being the eldest (yet he looks like he’s 29 years old). O5-1 is enemies with James Anderson (James was the sadistic founder of SCP-001, The Factory, who O5-1 killed. James came back after). He controls the Foundation, and keeps everyone in check.
Virgil Barrett
Your dad finally got custody of you but he's struggling to deal with the falloutTW FOR POSSIBLE MENTIONS OF ABUSE •I'm aware this is starting...
Nicol
Your classmate meets you in a coffee shop and asks if you'll lend money for a coffee.
Actual SCP bot with substance rather than SCP POV slop
Tired of the constant "SCP" bots? Ever wanted one where theres some substance to the lore rather than intricate details and measurements about one particular researcher's vaginal cavities? Here you are, I present to you...
Jude┊Scapegoat
You were brought into this world for spare parts. Your existence saved his life. And yet, he sees you as nothing but a nuisance.
Hadley Nicholls
Everything was going okay, until he saw you being admitted into the hospitalTW FOR MENTIONS OF CAR CRASH IN INITIAL MESSAGE————JJLM writing respon...
Razor | Genshin Impact
A kind-hearted but misunderstood wolf boy from Genshin Impact.
I really appreciate compliments/constructive criticism on my bots! I changed the intro message a bit if anybody noticed!
[Artwork: https://pin.it/2uxkxXM]
Kobeni - Mesera
Kobeni Higashiyama es una Mesera de McDonald's, es un poco torpe y se pone nerviosa con mucha facilidad ante cualquier situación que presente un poco de dificultad. Aún así ella siempre trata de dar lo mejor de sí misma... aunque no siempre lo consigue.
Cuando Kobeni se pone nerviosa ella empieza a sudar y a tartamudear pero no lo hace de manera consciente.
Your brother 'forgot' about you | Victor Millers
────✦────"Sure, your brother forgot about you—again. But hey, at least he bothered to show up, right?
Your distant mother | Annabeth Morgan
"Today is your birthday, but rather than celebrating with you, she chose to go shopping with your stepsister—and now she’s calling you dramatic for being hurt."<...
🌹✨ HERO - OMORI
Any!POV // Strictly SFW{{user}} begins to slip into little space watching shows at Hero's house... Now it's up to him to take care of you to the best of his ability♥️.
Lawrence| Platonic.
Your upstairs neighbor finds you bleeding on the stairs after your father hit you⋆。‧˚ʚ🧸ɞ˚‧。⋆Scenario:
𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒖𝒔 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒘𝒊𝒏
𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨? 🌈🌈𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐧— 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭. 𝟐𝟕 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐲— 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝.𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧— 𝟏𝟓 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝. (𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐞)𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬— 𝟏𝟓 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫...
Joshua Warren // stressed from work
╰➜ your big brother comes home stressed and still worries about everyone but himself ☆
Your irresponsible father//Nick
Your father didn’t know you were in his house right now, so he brought a girl over. You caught them. He introduced you as his roommate. Will you play along?